My Exact Description
I'm 35 yrs. of age/ born on 09/24/1972,/SWM/5'9"/I weigh in at 255 LB/Short blk. hr. - Army Ranger-styled crew cut/Clean-shaven/Big brn. eyes/wear size 13 boots/dress casually/Have lightly tanned skin/Wear glasses, with black frames/I have roundish facial features.
I normally get around with a silver "Mongoose-Blackcombe" silver, dual suspension mountain bike & bike trailer in tow, to pull my groceries, or just plain old bike tools, when I go out riding. I'm well known around my town, & plan on going on some long-distance bike trips for the summer time. That's my transportation. Why? Becuz' I'm not as blessed as you are, with the funds to afford an automobile. I'm sorry if that disappoints you, but, not everyone's as blessed as you in the area of transportation. Deal with it. & Besides; it must be a drag to have to pay through the nose for gas every week! It's worth it for me in that sense, gett'n caught in the pour'n rain, or in a major thunderstorm. Lol.
I love doggies! -- I used to have a huge cuddly basset houndypooie named 'Huckleberry.' I love him so. He was the saddest thing in the whole wide world, & someday I'll surely get another one. I like animals as a whole, but ... I LOVE bassets & bloodhoundies above the rest. (o) - bow-wow! LOL
My Personality
Many people have told me that I have a very good sense of humor, & that I'm very easy to get along with. I love to make people laugh, & People generally like to have me around. I'm very polite, & I respect a woman's feelings. As long as my feelings are respected in return, then I'm satisfied, & content. I'll accept nothing less than that, OK? I'm NOT juss settling for anyone.
OK; I'm not 'perfect.' - No more perfect than you. Lol -- I am still a human being, still just as failable as you are with all your imperfections. We're ALL imperfect, & we ALL sin, on occaision. I'm not perfect, but I am a very nice person, I've been told that I have a very big heart.
I'm not abusive, & I'm not a lying backstabbing snake. Telling the truth is not easy for me, as I've suffered alot of rejection in my life, but ... I do the very best that I can to be as upfront as possible, so that there are no surprises.
My Attributes
*Dependable
*Trustworthy
*Drug & Disease-free
*Monogamous
*Polite
*Emotionally-stable
*I believe in chivalry
*Very clean
**I LOVE bare female feet!**
-- I'm sorry; I can't help that. Lol -- It's a major fetish of mine. :oD Please don't let that discourage you from want'n ta' get ta' know me. I have always loved the appearance of this, since I was a teenager, so ... I'm not sure why, but I mean, atleast I'm honest about that.
My Faith: The Following, Is A True Story
In 11/2006, I became 'saved' under the Holy Spirit of God, through Jesus Christ. He's healed my right ankle, emotionally, as well as dental troubles. As soon as I opened up my heart to Jesus privately in my apt., - by admitting to Him that He is real, He let God's Holy Spirit overtake me, & my torments INSTANTLY disappeared.
*My bottom left rear molar healed up by Jesus. - It was missing a filling, & the open cavity was EXTREMELY painful where the dentin was exposed, & it miraculously healed, by Christ.
*The unpleasant torments instantly left my head, & I was in that very instant filled with an overwhelming peace, by God's Holy Spirit, through Christ. As a result, I cancelled all my doctor's appointments.
*The day after I was healed, I received a call from my dad in FL, after over 5 years of a verbally violent relationship. We now have a very good relationship, thanks to the miracle that Jesus did in our relationship.
*My right ankle was diseased; I had a medical condition called "Effusion" in the joint, within the ankle. -- It instantly healed up, & when no other Dr. helped me because I had no insurance to cover an operation, JESUS CHRIST HEALED my ankle, when the world turned it's back on me. Praise the Lord!! -- That's what really happened!
At this point in time, I'm a 'prayer worrior' in the Christian faith.
!PLEASE Pay Attention To This Next Few Paragraphs!
The life I lead goes like this: I witness to people around my town & tell others of the miracles that Jesus did for me. No, I'm not a pastor, but I do minister to people around the town from time to time of Jesus & who He is. In return, the Lord sends people my way to help me out with a variety of things from time to time. (Food, little things like that ... etc.) That's what's called living BY FAITH. Through Faith in Jesus Christ we are healed, as what is spoken of, in the New Testament.
(On that note, let me tell you that calling yerself a "Christian" does not mean just going to church just to show others that you attend mass, or a church get-together of some sort. It's about having Jesus Christ in your heart; by admitting to Him that He is the Bread of Life, & The Living water. He Is the ONLY intercessor between us & God the Father.) - I know. I'm a prayer warrior in the Christian faith.
Please do not take me the wrong way here, but I have to put it this way. I am not comfortable discussing my source(s) of income, as it's well ... as the old saying goes: "nunya(!)" (Nunya business.) Please don't concern yerself with that. If you don't like intrusive questions or someone else making you feel like you're infront of the 'inquisition,' don't so it to me.
I had 1 woman call me up needling me to give her an answer as to my source of income. After I told her my source, she flatly rejected me & I hung up on her. I found that situation COMPLETELY unappealing, & obnoxious. I'm not look'n fer dat. If my limited income is all yer gonna concern yerself with, GO AWAY. Yer not my judge. Yer my woman. Don't try to force me to change, cuz I'm not abandonning my faith, OR my way of life. Yer on yer path, I'm on mine, & I am content with mine.
I've had alot of difficulty in finding employment out in the 'world,' & that's quite honestly one of the major reasons what drove me to come to Jesus, to relieve my torments. So, I'm not some walking 'gold mine,' -- or someone for you to ignore & put on the back burner. Yer like that? - Disappear. You want me to be attracted to you? Then come accross to me as an appealing young woman. I'm no yuppie, & I'm not fancy. Don't ask me dumb, fascist questions like: "Why don't you make more money?" or "Why aren't you in a higher income brackett?" That's not something that I find appealing, at all, & I will reject anyone who makes me feel like I'm not worth anything, or their time, based on what I make or don't make.
Music Tastes
I love the 80's techno/disco, & R&B. I love going out to eat, but it gets to be a drag doi'n that alone all the time. I'm sick of it. TV Tastes I'm a Treky, but only the original TV series. Lol
NO-NO's
*I'm not looking for some cheap 'pole' dancer. I'm looking for a Christian woman, who acts & dresses like a lady. -- (In private is something else,) but publicly, that's important. You don't have to be a rocket scientist. Just be & act like a lady when yer with me in public, please. -- & make sure you smell like a lady. Not like a garbage dump. I've had enough'a dat stupidity. I cannot stand women who are rude, obnoxious, &/or untactful.
*DO NOT come to me, IF yer a chronic alcoholic. I don't mind it if yer a recovering alky, but NOT in the throws of a serious drinking problem; understand?
*NO Devil worshipers, UNLESS ... you are willing to renounce to evil deceptive works of satan, by opening up your heart to Jesus Christ. Have courage, hon. You'll surely be blessed & rewarded by Him. Besides that, I'll help you with prayer, & we'll do that together.
*NO married women/Separated women. You atleast have to be honest with me about that.
*NO miserable & self-hating women. IF you're humorless, nasty & inconsiderate of a man's feeln's, GO AWAY. Take that crap elsewhere. I deserve better. -- & I couldn't possibly put that more delicately. Lol
*I'm NOT looking for some strictly platonic internet "friend," OK? BE REALISTIC. Don't waste my time, with yer phony-baloney nonsense! If I want a "friend," I'll go to summer camp. Got it?
*I will not get yoked with some "Athiest," "Agnostic," or general unbeliever.
*IF you have a deadly disease., please be kind enough to tell me. (AIDS/Ebola/Hep./HPV I need to know.) I appreciate it. :o)
*I absollutely hate women who, all they do when they call me up, is brag to me about men they know, & over-focus on them. IF yer one of those 'types' of obnoxious women ... GO AWAY! Take that obnoxious crap somewhere else, cuz I'll not be interested in that. Ya want me ta be attracted to ya? Then come across to me, as appealing.
My Appropriate Match
SWF, meaning: Unmarried, or Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 23-35 years of age / 150-200LB / 5'-6'6" -- I would prefer that you would be at least 6' tall, but if not, it's alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / You must have excellent hygein -- & I would like to make very clear that I will not accept anyone who is neglegent of that. Use soap, & be clean, please.
NO self-hating, stink-bombs! -- Also, BE yourself. Everyone laughs & everyone cries, even lil ole me.
Please act like a lady when yer with me out in public. Please especially be polite, & remember yer manners. You can be dirty in private, if you'd like. I do like that. -- I LOVE a strict woman/bossiness in private, but I'm flexible.
I love a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love when you're a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love when yer a great kisser, & when yer kind-hearted.
Do you have any fetishes? Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know. May I message your cute lil' bare footsies? ;o)
*You will offer me a very good personality, a good sense of humor, a pleasant attitude, & your time, as well as a relationship, not just online, but IN PERSON. NOTHING LESS will suffice. I'm not seeking a purely fantasy internet relationship. That's too stupid. Don't expect me to be interested in you if yer not gonna be will'n ta offer me a complete relationship. BE REALISTIC!
IF you'd like to reach me via email, please feel free to use my email addy: ANDYTRAK@hotmail.com I look forward to get'n ta know more about you.
**Incase you'd like to contact me to explore the possibility of a relationship, here's my #: (717) 399-3409. Attn: internet community: PAY ATTENTION! ALL calls are screened, so ... don't get stupid. Ya call me up piss-drunk out'a ya skull, I swear; I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up to tell me yer married, I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up ta tell me ya 'get'n a divorce,' I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up tell'n me yer only look'n fer a strictly "platonic" "friend," I'll hang up on ya. If I wanna "friend," I'll go ta summer camp. Got it? That's whut I mean, when I say ... don't get stupid. BE REALISTIC. IF you call me up needling me on my income, I'll lose interest in you, & I'll shove yer lame but off the phone in a hurry, & I mean that. IF you ... brag to me about guys you get to know, you'll surely be shoved off the phone, in a hurry! 1 last thing on the list for the snakes only: DO NOT come to me, if you're a male-female "transgender." I'm NOT looking for that, understand? You need a psychiatrist, not me. I'm not it, baby! GO AWAY. I'm not looking for some self-abusive-sex-changing sucker (of the devil.) Take that trashy pagan psychosis elsewhere. I'm glad we ALL understand, ladies!**
You MUST Be Emotionally-stable
Respectfully speak'n, I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, & cannot have you over at my pad in the midst of your nervous breakdown! -- Make sure you're in yer right mind. Silliness like joking around is all kool, but looneyines - like sporadic sobbing fits & the nervous breakdown thing ain't happen'n with me anymore, with anyone else. It's too stressful, & too much upon me to deal with that, hon. I'm sorry. Be stable. IF yer taking meds, it's your responsiblility to remember to take them as prescribed. NOT mine. Remember them if you come over to my place, or wherever. It's been an issue with some of my partners in the past, so ... I'm just let'n ya know, OK?
My Location & Yours
**I am only accepting responses from those of you who live within 200 miles of my zipcode here in Lancaster, PA, of: 17602. You MUST be a citizen of the USA. You must live here in the USA, & be a LEGAL citizen of the USA, if you are interested in a relationship with me. NO exceptions, & NO baloney! IF you are here in this country, on a "temporary VISA," GO AWAY.** DO NOT WASTE MY TIME with phone-baloney nonsense.
Be well, be safe, & may GOD be with you.
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